Got a toothbrush?
I think my vagina is haunted
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Randomize