shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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