She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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