just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So much rum. So many feels.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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