I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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