They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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