How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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