you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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