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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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