So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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