I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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