So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
