So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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