This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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