But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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