you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
