I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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