Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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