he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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