Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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