i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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