Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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