I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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