Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Shame - the story of my life.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
