My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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