I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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