yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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