And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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