i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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