sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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