glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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