I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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