You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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