Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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