i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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