The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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