I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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