Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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