I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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