Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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