Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Houston, we have a squirter
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Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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