hotel room ftw
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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