So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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