She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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