He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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