i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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