It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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