Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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