Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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