i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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