brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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