My brain says no but my pants say off.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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