i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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